Rubber, Robber, or Both?

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This morning I was reading the local paper, and this strange story from the police blotter came to my attention:

CHAPEL HILL — Police have received eight reports in the past week of someone entering homes in February and in some cases rubbing people’s legs as they slept.

Is this man a rubber, or a robber, or both?  Also, it occurs to me that if he was good enough at it, he could probably make a good deal more money as a licensed masseuse, instead of risking hard time in the big house for breaking and entering.  But no one said criminals really do the math before considering a life of crime.

Read more in the Orange County Edition –


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